The IPs in the Dead of the Night

The dead of night caused Sally to trip
When Sally tripped Peter slipped
Peter slipped on old Ms. Pip
Old Ms. Pip shouted at Peter for his slip
Myrtle McDip heard Ms. Grip shout at Peter for his slip
Myrtle McDip had hot chocolate for Ms. Pip
Myrtle McDip decided not to give the hot chocolate to Ms. Pip
Myrtle McDip turned around and bumped into Chip
Myrtle McDip did not like Chip
Chip drunk all the hot chocolate in one sip
Myrtle did not like Chip
Myrtle told Chip the hot chocolate was for Ms. Pip
Chip wasn’t exactly what you’d call the clever computer chip
He did not register the words of Myrtle McDip
He wanted more hot chocolate from Myrtle McDip
Chip ran after Myrtle McDip
Chip soon fell into a dip
Chip peeked out of the dip
Chip could not see Myrtle McDip
Chip did see old Ms. Pip
Chip thought that everyone hated Myrtle McDip
But everyone did love Myrtle McDip
Everyone that is, except for Chip
Chip told Ms. Pip he sipped hot chocolate from Myrtle McDip
Chip thought Ms. Pip hated Myrtle McDip
Old Ms. Pip loved Myrtle McDip
Poor Chip!

Oglification

Oglification

Paul Bunker

A dog

A dog with a frog

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up putlogs

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up putlogs in front of Mog

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up putlogs in front of Mog when Mog

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up pulogs in front of Mog when Mog started to pettifog

A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up pulogs in front of Mog when Mog started to pettifog with Og

Og

Og and Mog

Og and Mog in their pettifog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog made Zog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog made Zog spill eggnog

Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog made Zog spill eggnog on the pettifogger’s heads.