Oglification
Paul Bunker
A dog
A dog with a frog
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up putlogs
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up putlogs in front of Mog
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up putlogs in front of Mog when Mog
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up pulogs in front of Mog when Mog started to pettifog
A dog with a frog and a hog all agog on a log in a bog watching Og eating quahogs and putting up pulogs in front of Mog when Mog started to pettifog with Og
Og
Og and Mog
Og and Mog in their pettifog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog made Zog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog made Zog spill eggnog
Og and Mog in their pettifog didn’t notice Zog and his polliwog bringing eggnog when a fog mixed with smog made Zog spill eggnog on the pettifogger’s heads.

I've never read anything that was written like this, but I like the words all rhyming.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny. I like how you can sort of infer what some of the weird vocabulary is based on the other lines in the poem.
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